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Mess Demotivational Poster


EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


KIDS -


TAGS: one huge mess to clean
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by sniper

tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:26 am
Ah, I do feel this person's pain--- 5 extra strenght advils for you!
Barry6Entai - May 3, 2011, 10:28 pm
I hear those stains come right out with the blood of three year olds.


COMIC BOOK JESUS -


TAGS: messiah manga anime jesus comic
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 11:04 pm
I would almost watch that just to see the Japanese spin on it.


IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice one aggy!


MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...




5UBLIMINAL ME55AGE5 - DOE5 THI5 PO5TER MAKE YOU WANT TO VOTE A CERTAIN WAY, FRIEND5?


TAGS: subliminal messages vote
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

Kyronic - June 3, 2012, 6:14 pm
Every time I read 5omething like thi5 I 5lur my 5'5. I 5tart to 5ound like Daffy Duck.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:43 am
You must do what you think is right, of course.
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:18 pm
I think the poster wants me to vote 3L
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:18 am
Thanks Steve. Can I call you Steve? You're feeling sleepy Steve. Very sleepy...
SteveFurlong - May 27, 2012, 9:14 am
Haha! 5L for getting a laugh out of me.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:13 am
Good, gooood. 5oon I will have all the minions I require under my command. Mwa ha ha ha haaaaa!
gas - May 26, 2012, 7:36 pm
nah, the5e 5ubliminal thing5 never work.. oh wait..


FORGIVE ME -


TAGS: i am a mess
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 16, 2013, 4:30 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - May 30, 2013, 7:33 am

love it...all style. bone this would do well over at shivers.net as well dude.
5butjam - April 8, 2012, 7:20 pm
I think you two were only really around for a couple months after I joined so it would be close to 2 years now... nice to see old regs coming back!
MrRandom - April 8, 2012, 10:44 am
Feels like it, but like I said, I haven't posted in a very long time. Could be two years, could be less, which also means I've been out of the loop for a very long time. Good to see you back anyway Bone. You can actually make posters, unlike me.
axe11154 - April 8, 2012, 9:56 am
im sorry but I just dont support this poster dude the rest you made are great but this one just ticks me off
BoneCD - April 8, 2012, 7:51 am
What do you mean Random? Didn't know you felt that way,I just needed a break. I was way burned out from all the trivial stuff...if you know what I mean. Has it really been that long since any of us posted anything.
MrRandom - April 7, 2012, 11:10 pm
We still don't like you anyway. I think the last time I posted anything before coming back was two years or so? I have no clue what happened to anyone.
BoneCD - April 7, 2012, 2:29 pm
you know it is...everyone comes home sooner or later. Isn't that right Mooo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2012, 2:19 pm
Bonecd and Random on the same day. Dare I hope that my missing friends are returning? Spacedog just submitted one to MAD as well. Oh joyous occasion!!!
MrRandom - April 7, 2012, 2:07 pm
First one in a while Bone?
GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:24 am
Oh man, this is hilariously outstanding! Easy 5 Laughs
mariand - April 7, 2012, 11:17 am
jee... very convincing


BURGLARS -


TAGS: don t mess with jesus
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 10:58 pm
You mean Not-Mohammad, right? Can't show his image after-all!
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:12 pm
Mohammad?
OmegaReaper - April 6, 2012, 3:30 pm
I wonder what did the old guy name his gun if he had one?


$30 VS $300 -




The Illuminati -




MESSAGE FOR MOTHERINLAW -


TAGS: message mother in law could get mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:30 pm
There is an electrical socket... and there's a trap to get rid of mother-in-law ;)
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 12:24 pm
Okay what am I missing here? Or is this an electrical socket in another country??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:41 pm

if only i'd thought of this years ago
mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:19 am
Yeah, but don't worry, she doesn't know which's the difference...;)
Iconoclast - November 30, 2011, 11:07 pm
Uh, that doesn't look like a nail. Looks like a screw.


MY NEW VOICE MESSAGE GREETING - PUSH "9" TO SAVE




MASS CRUCIFIXION -


TAGS: the caption is different to relay a different message religion christianity crucifixion atheism
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Lincoln

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 7:56 pm
LMFAO..great turn around at the end!
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 12:09 pm
AWESOME
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:30 pm
Those others were douches not to let him cross on theirs.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
from crucifiction, it turns into walking the plank. nice job
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Way to think it through, Lincoln. I mean it's not like Jesus was carrying his cross to a stag or something.
pieman - May 2, 2010, 9:18 pm
Wrong. Oh so wrong. 5 see you in hell.


PASSING NOTES - This is what "Instant Messaging" looked like, before your so called "Internet".




INTERNET - Whoever messed with his internet connection...




DO NOT MESS WITH THE USMC - Stupid people do stupid stuff, doing so may tend to screw up your whole day


TAGS: do not mess with usmc
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 2, 2011, 4:31 pm
Kind of like my work with the at risk youth I work with, dammit sometimes they just get out of hand and fall down. No witnesses, no tool marks...
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:40 am
the Marine gets stabbed and yet the attacker gets a worse injury from falling off a curb...well..i must say...epic fail sir...
rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:12 pm
Yeah, fell off the curb, that's the ticket. That stupid guy must've got off light. I love stories like these--right up there with people using their 2nd amendment right on a home invader.


FOOTBALL - A sport which you can molest your enemy without letting them know


TAGS: messi football ball grab
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by EclipseEnder

Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:35 pm

just you...oloz
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:53 am
si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 10:47 am
is it just me or is messi's manhood not that bad..
forseti - September 21, 2010, 7:54 am
now you gave away the secret...


VALENTINE'S DAY -




RED-HANDED -


TAGS: don t be messin with jake
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 1:15 pm
My bad, I must have hallucinated it.......Spiders....SPIDERS.!!!!!!!!
Airman - April 15, 2010, 12:24 pm
Nope Moooooo. this joke came to me in an email this am.. and I had never seen it before. There was another similar one, but not with fish. Who knows, maybe someone else did it. It has happened
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 12:03 pm
No offense Airman...But wasn't this just done?.....I thought by you?????
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 12:00 pm
Ha ha! Love it! 5 Pet fishes!
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 11:28 am
Jake is a wise and sneaky bastard. Must be his mustache that gives him all his powers. 5 airman


BROWNIE MIX - It's good to be the baby!




CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY - Was never the same after "meeting" her hero... James Tiberius Kirk




SHUT UP!! - You guys clearly don't know how to choose the funniest picture in a series, do you?!


TAGS: this is a message not a poster
Rating: 1.89/5
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 9:27 pm
Angst over my approval methods, however, is very funny. 5L
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 9:26 pm
It was an unfunny series that's been done before... as a single poster... which is enough. With over 55,000 posters, it's hard to be original here... but a good start is to not copy your own caption repeatedly, changing only the picture.


GENDERING CHILDREN - The boy can turn shapes into cool things, like a submarine. The girl can change the pattern on her dress. You should just tell your daughter to go make a sammich.


TAGS: kids tv shows have horrible messages
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by thatonechick

thatonechick - April 22, 2010, 8:49 am
"Watch this! I can turn my dress into the pattern of... STRAWBERRIES! Sing with me: 'Pattern Power!'"
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:13 am
That was definitely the wrong window. I was dancing to "I Touch Myself" in Austin Powers style.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:10 am
I did. was the Don King wig really necessary?.....or am I looking in the wrong window?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:56 am
I know. :) Didn't you see my dance I did for you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Oh, I know....I've been stalking you.....
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:52 am
I work in a deli... But I'm off until tomorrow. I'd guess around 3PM on 1 Apr 2010. :S I never said I was a good sammich maker or general female person...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:47 am
I don't make many either...yours are great I was just bugging you a little..........what's the ETA on that sammich?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:44 am
It's not my fault. This is the message we get! LoL ... I told you I wasn't the best. I don't pump out ten thousand crap posters a day, though. And I COULD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:40 am
I love this one....but if you'd used the same words in three lines. the comedic timing would have been perfect....5L.....It's OK, We don't expect much from the fairer sex.....did someone say sammich?
R.S.Jake - March 23, 2010, 3:59 pm
I am still waiting for my daughter make me a sammich. All I get are Soggy Cookies, and Banana Poofs. :(
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
daughter not son crap. fail
Bovee - March 23, 2010, 9:17 am
Amsome. what a father son tag team we have here.
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 9:07 am
LOL TOC - Was that Cubby you were screaming "Oh Daddy!" to?
Ed-Hyde - March 22, 2010, 6:50 am
Awkward, yes. Hilarious, yes. Worth reselling on the interwebs. Oh yes. 5L
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks, Sean. Hey Cubby, I wasn't aware you were my dad. This is awkward...
Cubbybear - March 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Go make me a sammich
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:10 pm
Well done. Very funny. And especially comeing from someone who still thinks it was Kool-Aid they passed out at Jonestown. *snickers*
rerun - March 20, 2010, 11:08 am

I am a little hungry.


FAN ART - Can turn the most serious characters into adorable shota/loli mess.




HOT MESS - Yep, Found it! In its native habitat!


TAGS: random hair mess wigged out sister
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

Woody - July 20, 2009, 11:19 pm
Yes, she is a hot mess
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 9:51 pm
Is that All Spice?


STAR WARS - Things can only get worse now that Disney has ownership.


TAGS: star wars subliminal messages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:42 am
Thanks Silver.
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 9:49 pm

I've got a bad feeling aböüt thïs... May the 5L§ be with you.


old men -


TAGS: don t mess with em
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 19, 2013, 7:03 am
Us old men do enjoy good banter. Thank's fer playin', Bobb
BobbEdwards - September 18, 2013, 11:03 pm
Figgered you'd get that, Gary, LOL
GaryO - September 17, 2013, 8:19 am
Well, that’s too bad, Mr Human Resource Manager, because right now I have a real hankerin’ to ‘fill yer opening’
GaryO - September 17, 2013, 8:12 am
Trouble? Moi?
BobbEdwards - September 16, 2013, 11:35 pm
"I'm sorry, but the opening has already been filled..."
MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
I told ya it was gonna get ya in trouble one day...teehee.


LOST MY KEYS -




BRIDE'S MESSAGE TO GROOM - Guess what sweetheart ? Game over ...




BRUCE HITLER - Adolph's twin brother never really got the message... And as for his, "Fabulous Solution"




LEAVE IT TO THE US COAST GUARD - to be the first to help in Haiti


TAGS: what a mess
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

CoastieGuy - June 4, 2011, 5:54 am
Fuck yea! I was there. One of the first on scene!


EYE CANDY -


TAGS: sweet mess on my hands not on my face cubby
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:50 pm
Shmokin!
Reality Lord - July 12, 2010, 11:24 pm

lol...awesomeness


NOTHING PERSONAL - Dear John! Saw you yesterday with that blonde. Left you a message!




ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT - No more bickering about your elections. All problems solved.


TAGS: letter queen uk usa message rnr
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by RnR

MrBlack - March 13, 2010, 10:18 pm
Ah rugby. Reminds me a bit of when we'd play tackle football as children. Tackle a kid into loose stones, a tree, or whatever's nearby. "Ye dead? No? Then get up, we still got the second half te go. And quit limpin already; you're not bleedin that bad."
Jingoro - February 7, 2010, 3:26 pm
Aw man! Now I'm craving fish & chips.
Bob D. Sailor - December 7, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nah, nukes would be to hard to clean up afterwards. I would want to turn Britain into our on colony. Wait! That's kinda ironic.. Us turning Britain into a colony.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 7:54 pm
and I got one word: NUKE!!!
Bob D. Sailor - December 6, 2009, 7:51 pm
I drink a lot of tea, and I drive on the left side of the road (I'm in Japan). But if the British tried to take us back, I'd be one of the first to start attacking. All I got left to say is 2 words: Carpet Bomb.
Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 10:27 am
i find it funny reading half of the comments on these sites, almost always reverts back to slight racist remarks between british and americans. i agree with The Mediator on either say you like it or not and quit with the racism people.
Jmac0585 - September 21, 2009, 1:11 pm
December 24, 1814.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 11:11 pm
Heh, try to take us if you want, Britain. It won't be pretty.
anonamous - August 9, 2009, 12:33 am
New Commonwealth-while were at it lets bring australia and canada back too
coco tapioca - May 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
because you gotta finish what you start! + the french would be MUCH easier.
DreMagnum - March 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
taking over england would certainly be easier then Iraq, why dont we just do that instead?
Nero - February 17, 2009, 7:01 pm
Okay...I'll drink tea. I'll use proper english and drive on the left side of the road. But I will never, EVER used the fucking metric system! NEVER!
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'll take a nice earl gray.
The Mediator - December 30, 2008, 4:48 pm
Hmmmm, why dont people just look at the picture, accept that its quite funny, or not, and move on? d oyou have to leave a slightly racist comment? Also to the first guy, soccer is american, football is english.
Prince Charles - December 6, 2008, 4:08 pm
So, who's for a cup of tea ?
American2 - December 6, 2008, 2:11 pm
Yep... typical British. Anyone who doesn't like you're way of doing things is less intelligent than you. Oh, I do so bow down before you're superiority. How exactly does tea time come from a higher level of intelligence? What thought process is involved i
Porcelina - November 30, 2008, 6:37 pm
Yup, typically biased douchebag.
ashley - November 30, 2008, 6:24 pm
yup... typical american, everything that seems to come from higher levels of intelligence... is gay
Narutarded - October 6, 2008, 2:51 pm
... says the Nancy-boy from San Francisco.
American - October 6, 2008, 1:19 pm
soccer, cricket,tea time, strawberries w/ cream. Wow, I forgot how gay the british are.


MODERN ART -


TAGS: children art paint mess
Rating: 3.43/5

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R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm sorry, I think you meant to say "...need to be paddled at a young age." 5 Picasso's


OH HEY - Your Home Early.


TAGS: theone dog mess
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by TheOne

ICEMAN - December 10, 2010, 6:03 pm
Try -you're- next time.


SAVIOR VS. MESSIAH ROUND II - Considering the last nine months, I'll triple my bet on the Hebrew guy.


TAGS: obama jesus liberals messiah
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by north star

WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:51 am
I think many of his supporters see him as a savior of sorts. So far, he just appears to be another false prophet.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 12:43 am
Here we go again. Another flare-up of political crap on what is otherwise a great site.
Sean - September 15, 2009, 6:30 pm
so you think that Obama thinks he's Jesus ... huh.


SUPER MARIO GALAXY - Seems harmless doesn't it. Now read the starred letters.


TAGS: super mario galaxys secret message
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

djinnyf - March 14, 2011, 10:12 am
Ohhhh I see you mean the "shiny" letters!!!!!!!! xx
deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
Took me a minute but it made us all laugh, we are legion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
thx TCSA! ;)
TCSA - May 10, 2010, 1:01 am
I think he meant the Lens flared ones, which spell out UR MR GAY
guest8916 - May 9, 2010, 11:15 pm
Galaxy..


TIMING -




PREMATURE EJACULATION -




Workplace Safety -


TAGS: warning signs messages workplace safety
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:17 am
Sadly, no.
steve1961 - September 2, 2013, 10:18 pm
Am I the only one who would actually try and do that?


DIRTY WOMEN -


TAGS: lazy woman messy naked
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

rerun - November 27, 2010, 10:57 am

MotiMen....coming soon to the motinetwork....not
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 10:56 am
Mot men? That's what we're called nowadays? I think I like it.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 10:53 am

Nah, mot men think "come to bed"...after we are done you can go do those things
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 10:52 pm
*frown - dammit, I suck!
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 10:52 pm
we rown on abuse here, RL... please be more sensitive.
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 10:32 pm

i'd hit that so 5...lol.
5150monkeylove - November 16, 2010, 9:50 pm
I can't even tell if it is a man or a woman. I couldn't think that if I was not able to tell. Geez, I'm confused.
forseti - November 16, 2010, 8:02 pm
nice try, but you're completely wrong. i would bet not a single guy realized the dirty floor. MY first thought was: why the hell does she sit in this way, I can't see the "sugar spots"!?! anyway, 5 cleaners


SENIOR PICTURES - this could be the poet of his generation


TAGS: senior picture message
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - July 8, 2010, 7:23 pm

Texas is bordered by the Red River (Oklahoma) and Brownsville (Mexico)
Hawamleh - July 8, 2010, 1:56 pm
Genius..
Airman - July 8, 2010, 11:01 am
LOL @ Oklahoma
rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:29 pm

Must be an Oklahoma boy
corbett06 - July 7, 2010, 7:22 pm
hahaha i read that twice...i agree he should be a poet
forseti - July 7, 2010, 6:03 pm
ROFL!


ROMANCE - 'Tis far better to have loved in lust than never to have loved at all




NEAT AND TIDY - Bart always keeps his bedroom that way


TAGS: hates a mess
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:18 am
Had to capture the kleenex box didn't ya? lol
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
Question mark that first sentence.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 9:45 pm
Is the odd part making the bed or making with the bed. I'm a tad confused. 5/5
guyfox - August 12, 2010, 9:16 pm
ewwww


NASA SETI MESSAGE -


TAGS: message to et
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

fasteddie - August 21, 2010, 12:00 pm
SETI...where Astrophysics careers go to die.....
GreyScorpion - August 21, 2010, 10:48 am
that star diagram on the left looks like Heranus


COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE FOOD? - Let me make this crystal clear... You may not want to eat what you ordered... But it's gonna end up in you!




UNIVERSAL MESSAGE -


TAGS: message
Rating: 3.45/5

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FAIL SOFTWARES - There is no 'OK' in the button selection.


TAGS: software fail no ok window error message wrong title
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by bs722

karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:42 pm
it's software without the "s" this is no "lol cats" site and as for pointing out the obvious. really 1l
your_MOM - July 1, 2009, 9:52 pm
lol ppstream XP
Moooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks for pointing that out. 1 lion


YOU'RE LATE -




ANTI GLAMOUR -




MATTEL -




HEWLETT PACKARD - Telling mother nature to go fornicate herself


TAGS: a message from hp to mother nature
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 1:44 am
Thanks aggy. i figured i couldn't go wrong if i changed the language a bit
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:42 am
LOL! Great poster, and breautiful display of a SFW verbiage win! 5L


OMNIPOTENCE -




RUSSIAN KKK - Pointy Hats. Torches. Burning Effigies. And...SpongeBob?!?!


TAGS: russia is just messed up
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:44 am
If that is Russia then those people are traitors.
Who Cares? - February 19, 2010, 8:01 pm
I didn't realize SpongeBob's last name was Hitler.
Derek - February 19, 2010, 3:28 am
Spongebob has a Hitler mo and red-black-white armband. Guess which country he represents?


MESSAGES -




AND THEN IT HITS YOU...... -


TAGS: obama just another politician messiah the one
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

QCSabotage - July 17, 2009, 2:35 pm
Well lests elect someone who isnt a polotitian. oh wait once we do that he will be one because thats how that shit works? oh, ok.
Brian The Great - May 15, 2009, 5:58 am
That's true, K, BUT since this guy had no real record his image as 'The One' and the 'Messiah' bringing 'Hope and Change' to the masses based on his...well being who he is....sure does make the make the mental 'wtf' moment more delicious when it hits
Kspace - May 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
The problem is they're ALL fucking politicians.


GREYBEARDS - It pays not to mess with them




IT'S DECIDED - he is the messiah


TAGS: obama fight win messiah googlefight
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by tehsupercheez

Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:06 am
He does in fact come out ahead of "Jesus Christ"


EVIDENTLY - Neither do you


TAGS: stupid bored chat instant messaging
Rating: 2.22/5

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Scorpio7 - February 11, 2009, 12:18 pm
Has anyone besides me noticed that "chaters" is missing an additional "t?"


JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL - LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE


TAGS: journey tunnel fuck cock godfuckingdamnityoufuckingcocksuckeryoumessedupthegoddamntunnel
Rating: 2.2/5

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corneredbadger - April 14, 2011, 1:13 pm
how did this get approved?


nonsensical nonsense #4 -


TAGS: disney cartoons sending mixed messages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am
Nice theme Cyn!


ancient aliens -




Sassy -




Starbucks Coffee -


TAGS: starbucks expensive coffee subliminal messages
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - August 2, 2013, 9:20 am
Yeah, me too. I turn right around, go across the street, never looking back, and head into THAT Starbucks.
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 4:04 am
Nice 5L Crotchety...no hidden message here!


... hello ... -




THE MESSAGE -


TAGS: the medium is the message mcluhan
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GreyScorpion - October 22, 2010, 10:28 am
No, neither bacon, nor waffles....mmmm, waffles
forseti - October 22, 2010, 10:26 am
can I exchange it for i.e. bacon?
Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 9:44 am

gold star for forseti!!
forseti - October 22, 2010, 9:09 am
Not a mistake: "Initiated by Quentin Fiore,[53] McLuhan adopted the term "massage" to denote the effect each medium has on the human sensorium, taking inventory of the "effects" of numerous media in terms of how they "massage" the sensorium." WIKIPEDIA
GySgt1811 - October 22, 2010, 12:10 am
Is that a "hot" or "cold" medium?
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
JJ *message*
MisterJJ - October 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
WTF??? Swear catcher really blew that one. Does it just "asterisk" any two "s"'s in a row??? Letss ssee
MisterJJ - October 21, 2010, 9:08 pm
The Medium is the Massage??? Is that like a psychic masseuse?
spacedog - October 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Sweet.


ADORABLE -




UNEXPECTED WEALTH -


TAGS: email message spoof
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 5:53 pm

Yeah, well~~they just have BAAAAGS of money to give away!~~~
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 1:35 pm
HEY! He never told me I was going to be sharing the wealth. Hmmmm.


The Lost Commandments -


TAGS: moses commandments unheeded messages for humanity
Rating: 4.45/5

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CloudchaserS - October 5, 2013, 3:42 am
Got that, thanx!
Greeny - October 4, 2013, 6:46 pm
Early 80's Mel Brooks
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2013, 12:41 pm
I remember seeing a comedy sketch on TV in the early 90's where it was 15 commandments, but Moses dropped one of the tablets, so he said it was 10 commandments.


DIAL M -




FRAGILE -


TAGS: message eye
Rating: 4.33/5

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messy yard -




WE KNOW HIM AS PHYDEAUX - his neighbors use some other names




F a m o u s -




MESSED UP PRIORITIES - facebook, you are doing it wrong. Now get back to your women's work ...




GOOGLE EARTH - ... the early beginnings


TAGS: google earth map geo bird pigeon dove photo satellite ww world war reconnaissance nazi carrier homer messenger
Rating: 4/5

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[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
Yo google earth i took my fence down 3 years ago.


JESUS - Wherever he goes, he always leaves a mess.




BROOKE'S NEW MAIN SQUEEZE - ?




PSYCHOTIC EYES - Cereal killers might just inherit their psychology, right Dex?




GREYBEARDS - Sure we may be cute and all, but we DO bite.




SPONSOR SKIPPING - It makes you look kinda fruity and causes you to grow a mullet. Mr. M told me to tell you.




CRAP - What stuff tends to become.


TAGS: stuff junk crap messy
Rating: 3.17/5

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Derek - April 17, 2010, 4:02 am
I can just imagine a modern burial: "Ashes to ashes and crap to crap"
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 2:47 am
Crap. What this poster is. 1


SAVIOR VS. MESSIAH - One will judge; one will be judged. (My money is on the Hebrew guy).


TAGS: obama jesus messiah savior
Rating: 2.52/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 12:06 pm
well for starters jesus was black too! Politifake = 1L
mrawesomo - July 27, 2009, 1:21 am
what does this have to do with anything?


CAC-CARD - SCORE! I found mine, WHEW! the D-FAC is closing soon! And it's FAJITA-FRIDAYS!




ABORTION - It has never looked so good.




IMAGINATION - the darkest tunnel




MESSIAH - n. An expected deliverer




International Women's Day 3/8/16 -


TAGS: sorry for politics important message
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:55 pm
Thanks, Scorp! I'm not real familiar with the Koran, but if a group of idiots were to take parts of the Bible as literally as Sharia does to select parts of the Koran, the results would be the same. I'm against Sharia, not Islam. There's a difference.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:45 pm
Women were put on Earth, so men would have someone to spoil, pamper, love, honor, cherish, RESPECT and adore. The Holy Koran notes that "God will tally every tear that your woman sheds, and you will account for ALL of them."
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 2:39 pm
Thanks, JW!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2016, 2:25 pm
I'm sure Trump will have them dressing nicer with just a few nukes. That ought to solve everything, yep.
JesusWept - March 8, 2016, 8:38 am
Good posters, dizz! That Sharia-crap is dreadful.
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:37 am
Good thing I'm not going to Pakistan anytime soon!
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:31 am
Not surprised to hear that. I had to go into town a few times during a stay in the middle-east. I was fully subject to Sharia Law and its full enforcement while in town. There is no way to describe what was like. Words like shocking, appalling, don't work
Reality Lord - March 8, 2016, 6:18 am

new law just passed in pakistan forbidding criticism of violence against women.


I was trying to make a salt rifle -


TAGS: naughty cat assault salt mess
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:46 pm
No such thing as a "good" pun, my new friend...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 8:21 pm
Good 1! chuckle,chuckle
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:09 pm
I guess it is safe to assume that mizzdizz is a "seasoned" poster...
mizzdizz - July 5, 2015, 2:43 am
Thanks, premiumgrade!
premiumgrade - July 5, 2015, 1:23 am
I HATE puns...Here's 5 Lions. hahaha
mizzdizz - June 8, 2015, 1:39 pm
Thanks guys!
concern3 - June 8, 2015, 7:24 am
words get me every time a 5er
Oldsod - June 8, 2015, 6:36 am
Ouch...love puns!


xxoo -


TAGS: text message read again xxoo
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - March 10, 2015, 1:27 pm
And he does not remember how he got to the ER!


Cryptozoology and finances -




Stiffing Mom -


TAGS: divorce message from mother
Rating: 5/5

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tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 1:12 am
So, here's the question, sweet cheeks... in those thirty years... what did you get him?


Windows -




The Lone Wolf -




HEY, OKLAHOMA! -


TAGS: 5 0 quake always makes a mess
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - November 9, 2016, 9:16 am
I live in Oklahoma. I'v been in Cali and slept thu 5s while there. So I now what I am talking about.
mizzdizz - November 9, 2016, 1:21 am
They don't have the building standards there that quake prone areas have. There's a lot more damage done. Besides, ain't nobody sleeping thru a 5.0 quake! Even in California where all it does is clean shelves, puts new cracks in the street. Have a heart.
ipaprime - November 9, 2016, 1:02 am
It scares the idiots who live here. The rest of us just keep living our lives and deal with it.


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COMPUTER KEYS -




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